Why Am I Still Watching?

Is there such thing as a bad action movie? Can a fight between good and evil fail to captivate an audience? Has there ever been a fight scene that is actually the most boring scene of the film? The Answer to these questions is YES.

What you are about to see is, without a doubt, the most pathetic attempt at a fight in the history of action films. In addition to the fact that the "monster" in this fight is clearly a man in a lizard costume, the man in that lizard costume is the most lackadaisical fighter to ever grace the silver screen. The intensity of the fight makes it seem as though the entire scene is improvised. In fact, it would be less embarrassing for everyone if it were improvised.

The following scene, to be honest, isn't even funny. It will, however, induce sleep:

Troll 2 - The Epitome of An Awful Film

When analyzing films such as "Track of the Moon Beast", "Killer Klowns From Outer Space", and "Laserblast", one begins to recognize several trends. In addition to the implausible and preposterous plots, mediocre special effects, and horrendous "monsters", the acting in these films is disgraceful. In fact, these trends are universal characteristics of terrible movies.

Take, for instance, Claudio Fragasso's "Troll 2". Often considered the worst movie in the history of mankind, Troll 2 contains every chracterisitc of an awful film. From the trolls (who were actually children in costumes) to the acting (According to "Rotten Tomatoes", Troll 2 contains the worst acting in any movie, EVER ), this movies is painful to watch.

After its realease in July of 1992, critics everywhere deemed Troll 2 "Unbearable", "Embarassing", "A joke", and "A scar on the history of filmmaking". In today's society, however, Troll 2 has become a cult classic. With annual festivals dedicated to the film, such as "Troll Fest", and documenteries honoring the insignificance of the film ("Best Worst Movie"), Troll 2 is a movie you have to see to believe.

The Worst Movies Ever Made

Motion pictures, in today's society, are more than entertainment. From the admirable cinematography of world-renowned directors, to remarkable editing and sound mixing, movies are America's most respected form of art. In fact, every winter, movie stars congregate in Hollywood, California to honor the most spectacular accomplishments of film. Winning an Academy Award is the aspiring achievement of every writer, director, and producer; the "Oscars" are the Rolls-Royce of movie awards. Like any other aspect of society, however, there is an eerie, often times overshadowed realm to the wonderful world of cinematic film. For every film nominated for an Academy Award, there are ten more that will induce self-inflicted wounds. There are movies so awful that by simply mentioning their titles, one is likely to cause intense pain to unexpecting bystanders. Not only will people contemplate suicide after watching these movies, they will question the sanity of anyone involved in the film's production. These are the WORST movies ever made.