What you are about to see is, without a doubt, the most pathetic attempt at a fight in the history of action films. In addition to the fact that the "monster" in this fight is clearly a man in a lizard costume, the man in that lizard costume is the most lackadaisical fighter to ever grace the silver screen. The intensity of the fight makes it seem as though the entire scene is improvised. In fact, it would be less embarrassing for everyone if it were improvised.
The following scene, to be honest, isn't even funny. It will, however, induce sleep:
The following scene, to be honest, isn't even funny. It will, however, induce sleep: